Batshit Insane: The James Jay Lee Manifesto

So today another crazy person went on an insane spree. Or tried to anyway. James Jay Lee walked into the Discovery Channel's headquarters in Maryland today with a gun and some bombs strapped to his body. He made some insane demands, held everyone at bay for a few hours in a standoff, then the cops shot him dead. Which is fortunate, because God knows we didn't need to see the nightly news filled with the blatherings of his insanity at trial.

Fortunately, the crazy guy left us all a wonderfully insane manifesto to read, which the authorities have already driven off of its original home. So, as is my new custom following the Joe Stack incident, James Jay Lee's manifesto of insane craziness follows. I doubt I need to say more.

"The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:

1. The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn't, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don't build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!

7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people's brains until they get it!!

8. Saving the Planet means saving what's left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You're the media, you can reach enough people. It's your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!

9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.

10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!

11. You're also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.

Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human's lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It's like a couple are having 30 babies even though it's just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!

Also, war must be halted. Not because it's morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!

The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!

I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.

These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

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"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

       
Posted on Sep 1, 2010 7:42 pm by Samson in: | 8 comment(s)

Religion of Peace

Theo van Gogh, a noted filmmaker from The Netherlands who made a short film about the terrible treatment of Muslim women in Islam, was brutally murdered in the streets of Amsterdam. Van Gogh was shot down, and as he lay pleading for his life, was shot again. The assailant, one Mohammed Bouyeri, then took out a knife and slit his throat, leaving van Gogh to bleed to death. Afterward, Bouyeri took out a 5 page manifesto threatening most Western countries.

So when exactly did this happen? November 2, 2004. Yes, that's right, 6 years ago this happened. Though it is mentioned on Wikipedia, there was apparently no coverage of any sort in US media.

Keep this in mind the next time you hear your local news whitewashing something involving Islam. It is not a religion of peace, it is a religion of cruelty and war. They are not directed to live among us in harmony, they are directed to kill us as infidels if we do not convert. They will stab you through the chest and attach manifestos to your body if they think it will serve their ends.

Yes, for those who are wondering, Theo van Gogh's great uncle was Vincent van Gogh, the famous painter.
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"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

       
Posted on Aug 23, 2010 3:19 pm by Samson in: | 108 comment(s)

Blogging License

So I pull up good ol' Drudge Report and at the top, I see this headline: Philly requiring bloggers to pay $300 for 'license'. I thought to myself "no way" until I followed the link, and sure enough, there's the Washington Examiner running a story about how some poor lady who rakes in a whopping $50/yr on her blog is being asked by Philadelphia to fork over $300 for a business license.

A business license? Are they nuts? On what planet could this possibly even begin to make sense? I realize that the economy is toast and cities are getting desperate to find funding, but launching a full out assault on personal speech isn't the way to go about getting there.

If Philadelphia wants to find a solution to their economic woes, they should start by dropping this ridiculous tax, cut their welfare programs, quit paying the union thugs in charge their humongous pensions, and cut taxes for their citizens so they'll be encouraged to invest money into the city instead of trying to bully them into leaving.
.........................
"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

       
Posted on Aug 22, 2010 10:54 pm by Samson in: | 17 comment(s)

Math Trickery

Every now and then, spam gets through. Usually junk, but today, this showed up attached to a penis enhancement spam. Don't ask me why, even the image was part of the email, but play along. It's trippy.

Grab a calculator (You won’t be able to do this in your head)
Key in the first three digits of your phone number (not your area code)
Multiply by 80.
Add 1.
Multiply by 250.
Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.
Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
Subtract 250.
Divide number by 2
Does the answer look familiar?

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"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

       
Posted on Aug 14, 2010 11:08 pm by Samson in: | 10 comment(s)

Revamping Old Mods

A lot of times in the modding community you see work that's been done as an early effort or as a first project that often gets left stagnate as time goes by. This could be due to any number of things but is most often because the modder simply left the community. Of those that haven't, who knows, but doesn't it pay to go back and revisit some of your earlier work to try and improve on it?
( Continued... )
.........................
"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

       
Posted on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 am by Samson in: | 263 comment(s)
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