Empire of the Iguanadons

So I'm sitting here at work, minding my own business on lunch munching away on a bag of Doritos spicy nacho. I guess the Doritos had enough and decided to organize a resistance movement. One of them attacked, cutting into my gum on the lower front side of my mouth. OUCH! It was followed up by a savage chemical attack by the remaining chips I continued to consume. The burning pain was quite intense, but I prevailed. The Doritos did not survive the day, though I'm questioning whether my gums will or not too.
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"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.