Empire of the Iguanadons

Alas, pastrami sandwich, our time has come to an end. You have given me stomach fits for the last time. We were so good together! What did I do to deserve your hate and anger? How have I mistreated you so to deserve this punishment, this cruel hand of fate? Why am I now to be denied your juicy flavor and wonderful aroma? How am I to live without your meaty goodness for the rest of my days? Memories of our wonderful meals together are all I have left now. This is a truly sad, sad day indeed. I shall remember fondly our times together as I continue to enjoy the only remaining form my stomach will allow. The Pastrami Hot Hat from Straw Hat Pizza.
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"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

Suppose you could try switching to reuban sandwiches instead. *shrug*