Hugo Chavez Dead
Chavez has spent the better part of the last 20 years fucking up the economy in Venezuela, suspending the rights of the citizens there, and nationalizing their resources. While nobody with a brain expects that this will suddenly come to an end now that his VP is running the place, perhaps the people there will be able to seize an opportunity to hold a REAL election and put someone in place who isn't a raving lunatic socialist.
Who knows, elect the right person, and maybe we can put a halt to Iranian influence in the area too.
In any case, here's to hoping this is a turn for the better in Venezuela.
RIP United States of America
July 1776 - November 2012.
As for North Korea, let's combine the solutions proposed: we send them crates full of Big Macs and apple pies with dirty nukes in the center of each crate set to go off when the crates are opened, or by remote detonation if they take too long opening them. Once the entirety of North Korea is irradiated the Chinese and Russians will leave the area alone for 50+ years waiting on the radiation levels to drop. By then we'll all be dead of old age anyway so we won't care anymore.
Well Samson would be the type of president to deliver a surplus and the last time you saw that was Clinton, who delivered two surpluses, the first to the budget and the second to Monica, every man needs an outlet for tension.
Hagel is well known for his anti-semetic rantings. What Google returned is probably fairly mild since it's been partially scrubbed by the press. Dude is definitely no friend to Israel, and no friend to Jews either.
Clinton delivered no surplus. That was entire Newt Gingrich, who I'd make Secretary of Commerce in a heartbeat. Clinton delivered us into recession before leaving office and then blamed it all on Bush.
Still looking for a suitable Secretary of the Treasury.
Perhaps a Kennedy, surely there is one about that is not dead.
I agree, there needs to be more Bush. Which reminds me, you have not picked your Monica yet, Bush was impotent, Clinton had Monica, Obama has Michelle who is smokin.
Secretary of Treasury... I can think of far more people that would be bad choices than good for that one. You want someone who'd proven they know how to handle money on a large scale.. how about Bill Gates?
You know what i do not understand, WTF do any of them need 8000ft of office space for. I mean like common, that is like an entire floor of a standard size office block. Now i could understand say 1000ft, a reception and 3 or 4 offices, but 8 times that amount, what the hell are they doing with all that space. Running a dance hall?