Judgment Day
Found this classic floating around on the net today, enjoy :)
Bill Gates eventually arrives at the the day of judgment.
St. Peter greets him, and explains that while he did contribute a
lot of money to charities, he also ripped a lot of people off when
they were forced to pay for his software if they wanted to buy a
piece of hardware from a store.
St. Peter says that under the circumstances, he will give Gates
the choice of going to heaven or going to hell, and offers a tour.
Gates accepts, and first St. peter takes him to heaven. In heaven,
Gates sees a very serene place, with people discussing
philosophy and walking together through a wooded landscape.
They then move on to hell. Gates sees a big beach party, with
everyone fornicating, smoking cigarettes, eating gourmet food,
and drinking.
When Gates is asked, he chooses to go to hell, and is
immediately plunged into a fiery furnace with the screams of
tortured souls deafening him.
"Hey, St. Pete, what's all this?" screams Gates "Where's the beach
party?".
"Oh, I only showed you the demo version." St. Peter replies.
.........................
RIP United States of America
July 1776 - November 2012.
Bill Gates eventually arrives at the the day of judgment.
St. Peter greets him, and explains that while he did contribute a
lot of money to charities, he also ripped a lot of people off when
they were forced to pay for his software if they wanted to buy a
piece of hardware from a store.
St. Peter says that under the circumstances, he will give Gates
the choice of going to heaven or going to hell, and offers a tour.
Gates accepts, and first St. peter takes him to heaven. In heaven,
Gates sees a very serene place, with people discussing
philosophy and walking together through a wooded landscape.
They then move on to hell. Gates sees a big beach party, with
everyone fornicating, smoking cigarettes, eating gourmet food,
and drinking.
When Gates is asked, he chooses to go to hell, and is
immediately plunged into a fiery furnace with the screams of
tortured souls deafening him.
"Hey, St. Pete, what's all this?" screams Gates "Where's the beach
party?".
"Oh, I only showed you the demo version." St. Peter replies.
.........................
RIP United States of America
July 1776 - November 2012.
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