Oblivion Humor
Yeah, this is what I get for following links from promotional OB videos in peoples' threads. I have to admit, cheesy as it is, it was funny as hell :)
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RIP United States of America
July 1776 - November 2012.
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RIP United States of America
July 1776 - November 2012.
Hanaisse said:
WOOHOO! I graduated from basic modding school!! I'm announcing it in this topic cuz it is LOL :D I have the potential to be dangerous now, muahaha.
WOOHOO! I graduated from basic modding school!! I'm announcing it in this topic cuz it is LOL :D I have the potential to be dangerous now, muahaha.
Congratulations Hanaisse!
Hanaisse said:
For anyone with mild interest you can view all my pics of it here, as well as the rest of my awesome screenshots of the game.
For anyone with mild interest you can view all my pics of it here, as well as the rest of my awesome screenshots of the game.
very nice gallery.
Hanaisse said:
(Yes Conner, the bunny IS made of chocolate, and it respawns every 3 days, yum!)
(Yes Conner, the bunny IS made of chocolate, and it respawns every 3 days, yum!)
Oh, that's awesome! How do I add such a bunny to my copy of the game, my character doesn't seem to genuinely get hungry but maybe he would if there were chocolate easter bunnies to be found.
Dwip said:
Welcome to the dark side, Hanaisse.
You've an appreciation for the excellence of rabbits, so I'm sure you'll do quite well.
Welcome to the dark side, Hanaisse.
You've an appreciation for the excellence of rabbits, so I'm sure you'll do quite well.
Especially once you start actually releasing mods, particularly since Dwip isn't in the habit of rating mods frequently.
Dwip said:
Well, we wouldn't know anything about that around here, would we Samson? Samson? ...oh dear.
Well, we wouldn't know anything about that around here, would we Samson? Samson? ...oh dear.
Um, yeah, Samson's got quite a picture collection, not the least bit overboard at all... provided you've got a fetish for oblivion screen shots.
Dwip said:
...I'm not fooling anyone, am I?
...I'm not fooling anyone, am I?
Nope.
WTH did you DO to Mireena!!!???? Oh the horror...
Well, you play through the entire game - twice - get bored, put it away for a year, return to it, still bored, get yourself the construction set, run through the tutorials in modding school, and make your own! (Ok, I didn't make a chocolate bunny, but I could!)
Or, you could take the easy route and just buy your own to eat while playing
Not me, since I've got your blog on bookmarks too I see all :D
Maybe one day I'll actually register (you've been warned).
Conner said:
How do I add such a bunny to my copy of the game
How do I add such a bunny to my copy of the game
Well, you play through the entire game - twice - get bored, put it away for a year, return to it, still bored, get yourself the construction set, run through the tutorials in modding school, and make your own! (Ok, I didn't make a chocolate bunny, but I could!)
Or, you could take the easy route and just buy your own to eat while playing
Dwip said:
..I'm not fooling anyone, am I?
..I'm not fooling anyone, am I?
Not me, since I've got your blog on bookmarks too I see all :D
Maybe one day I'll actually register (you've been warned).
Hanaisse said:
WTH did you DO to Mireena!!!???? Oh the horror...
WTH did you DO to Mireena!!!???? Oh the horror...
So, it turns out, as I discovered back in, oh, 2008 when I first did this part, that SetRigidBodyMass doesn't really play all that well with MoveToMarker. It works even less well if you don't write your condition checks well, and the whole thing resulted in about 30 seconds of Mireena staring straight ahead unblinking before teleporting and collapsing in a pile.
There's an awful lot of really fun ways to break the game if you want, or don't know how.
Hanaisse said:
Not me, since I've got your blog on bookmarks too I see all :D
Maybe one day I'll actually register (you've been warned).
Not me, since I've got your blog on bookmarks too I see all :D
Maybe one day I'll actually register (you've been warned).
I need more commenters anyway. I also need to start posting regularly again, but.
Hanaisse said:
Or, you could take the easy route and just buy your own to eat while playing
Or, you could take the easy route and just buy your own to eat while playing
With regard to Oblivion, that sounds much more my speed.. though you left out the option to have someone (like Hanaisse) make one as a very minor mod for me to import.
Dwip said:
I need more commenters anyway. I also need to start posting regularly again, but.
Hanaisse said:
Not me, since I've got your blog on bookmarks too I see all :D
Maybe one day I'll actually register (you've been warned).
Not me, since I've got your blog on bookmarks too I see all :D
Maybe one day I'll actually register (you've been warned).
I need more commenters anyway. I also need to start posting regularly again, but.
Well, for what it's worth, I've visited a few times now myself and I keep telling myself that once I find a little more spare time I'm going to become a regular there, so one of these days you'll have to try to contain your shock at finding me registered there too.
Connor said:
though you left out the option to have someone (like Hanaisse) make one as a very minor mod for me to import.
though you left out the option to have someone (like Hanaisse) make one as a very minor mod for me to import.
Funny enough, I've been thinking of doing just that all night lol. Make a chocolate bunny tagged as a weapon, so you can hold it in your hand and pretend to eat it. Mmmmm...
Only problem is, that's the texturing class that I'm having minor issues with atm. Stupid photoshop won't co-operate.
Dwip said:
I need more commenters anyway.
I need more commenters anyway.
Be careful what you wish for! lol
Great minds and all that, eh?
Hmm, I'd offer to help if I could, but that distinctly sounds like graphics type stuff and in that arena I could only do more harm than good for you, sorry.
Indeed, Dwip should be wary! ;D
Hmm, I'd offer to help if I could, but that distinctly sounds like graphics type stuff and in that arena I could only do more harm than good for you, sorry.
Indeed, Dwip should be wary! ;D
Hehehe, we could both be dangerous to the world of Tamriel!
While I'm thinking of it I should ask Samson - were the bunnies in Faregyl from Mr_Siikas rabbits resource? (just so I know the source). I'm going on a mad shopping spree for resource mods today, lol
While I'm thinking of it I should ask Samson - were the bunnies in Faregyl from Mr_Siikas rabbits resource? (just so I know the source). I'm going on a mad shopping spree for resource mods today, lol
Hanaisse said:
Hehehe, we could both be dangerous to the world of Tamriel!
Hehehe, we could both be dangerous to the world of Tamriel!
Sounds very likely. :D
Hanaisse said:
While I'm thinking of it I should ask Samson - were the bunnies in Faregyl from Mr_Siikas rabbits resource? (just so I know the source).
While I'm thinking of it I should ask Samson - were the bunnies in Faregyl from Mr_Siikas rabbits resource? (just so I know the source).
Yes, that's where they came from. I guess if that's not clear enough in the credits I need to change that
So, AFK_Weye is a year old today. And since I posted a few screenshots of version 2 at Bethsoft... Click me!
Awesome, big congrats on all your hard work Dwip. The new screenies look too cool. Purple halls!
That's three large mods I'm eagerly awaiting (this, ABR and Reclaiming Sancre Tor). I'm bouncing in my seat.
Indeed, Dwip, Happy Birthday to AFK_Weye!
I'd have to agree, that the purple halls image looks the coolest of those, but the manor house looks pretty nice too.
I'd have to agree, that the purple halls image looks the coolest of those, but the manor house looks pretty nice too.
Aww, thank you! You shouldn't have. I didn't have a chance to get you anything in return...
Well, Happy Purim (or Easter, in advance, if you prefer?) maybe this'll do as a return gift:
It's not Oblivion related, but can you image how hard it would be to find a picture of a plate of hamentaschen in Tamriel?
Well, Happy Purim (or Easter, in advance, if you prefer?) maybe this'll do as a return gift:
It's not Oblivion related, but can you image how hard it would be to find a picture of a plate of hamentaschen in Tamriel?
Well, I have no idea what that is, but it looks mouth watering
And, sorry if this offends anyone but I just have to get it out....
YEAH TEAM CANADA!!!!! 
And, sorry if this offends anyone but I just have to get it out....
They're cookies with fruit filling in their middles, very yummy.
None taken, in fact, here ya' go:

None taken, in fact, here ya' go:

So.... anyone up for some utterly baseless speculation?
If you read that first, then go read the unverifiable transcripts that are linked, I challenge anyone to conclude what the "something else" Bethesda refereed to was. Cause unless I'm blind and missed it entirely, they weren't referring to an Elder Scrolls MMO. Something I'd stay far FAR away from because I like my TES games sandboxed, thank you very much.
If you read that first, then go read the unverifiable transcripts that are linked, I challenge anyone to conclude what the "something else" Bethesda refereed to was. Cause unless I'm blind and missed it entirely, they weren't referring to an Elder Scrolls MMO. Something I'd stay far FAR away from because I like my TES games sandboxed, thank you very much.
It's a pretty vague "something else." Maybe a TES MMO, maybe not. It strikes me as an odd idea, considering the design philosophy behind every single other TES game ever, but stranger things have happened. We'll see when we get there, I suppose.
You mean this part?
Um, yeah. I see nowhere in those "transcripts" any mention of TES, so where did the guy on the first page get that idea? If you look at the last line of his little story it's basically "some random anonymous guy said...". Ohh sure, well then NOW I believe it.
I have to add this, because it's funny as hell;
I underlined to highlight my point here. Is this lawyer a 20year old surfer dude? Lawyers don't talk like that!
One more thing;
Yeah, like maybe that guy's page?
I'm with you though Samson, I would hate to see the next Elder Scrolls come out as an MMO. I hate MMO's. I deal with enough people in real life, I don't need to deal with them when I sit down to relax with a game, thankyouverymuch.
some random transcript somewhere said:
....we're not in the process of developing our own Fallout MMO right now. We're doing something else.
....we're not in the process of developing our own Fallout MMO right now. We're doing something else.
Um, yeah. I see nowhere in those "transcripts" any mention of TES, so where did the guy on the first page get that idea? If you look at the last line of his little story it's basically "some random anonymous guy said...". Ohh sure, well then NOW I believe it.
I have to add this, because it's funny as hell;
random quotes from Bethesda's lawyer said:
...that impacts our brand and it impacts, you know, the marketplace....
....you have either, the company is either, you know, going at this in a appropriate matter,....
....trademark, you know, in good will,....
...So, you know, our burden here is to make a clear showing, Judge, of a number of things....
...that impacts our brand and it impacts, you know, the marketplace....
....you have either, the company is either, you know, going at this in a appropriate matter,....
....trademark, you know, in good will,....
...So, you know, our burden here is to make a clear showing, Judge, of a number of things....
I underlined to highlight my point here. Is this lawyer a 20year old surfer dude? Lawyers don't talk like that!
One more thing;
one of the lawyers said:
There are an enormous number of blogs out there where people post either wild speculation or a company's plan or their discussions about Fallout and other games.
There are an enormous number of blogs out there where people post either wild speculation or a company's plan or their discussions about Fallout and other games.
Yeah, like maybe that guy's page?
I'm with you though Samson, I would hate to see the next Elder Scrolls come out as an MMO. I hate MMO's. I deal with enough people in real life, I don't need to deal with them when I sit down to relax with a game, thankyouverymuch.
Yeah, I don't know where this guy got the transcripts other than someone calling himself "orion" something. The dude posted in one of the threads I jumped links to and he was going on about the Federal Reserve and conspiracies and a bunch of lunatic stuff so I think he was on crack jumping to stupid conclusions that both of the Fallout game sites never bothered to question. There's no evidence that it's a TES MMO being discussed. I think he's misunderstood the entire case, because Bethesda is suing to stop someone in Bulgaria from making a Fallout MMO because they failed to meet their contractual obligations.
The problem is, Bethesda shoots themselves in the foot by not being up front about what they ARE doing and leave people no choice but to speculate about what they're not doing. All of the information I was ever able to gather up say that if there is going to be a TES MMO, it would be coming out of Zenimax, not Bethesda.
The problem is, Bethesda shoots themselves in the foot by not being up front about what they ARE doing and leave people no choice but to speculate about what they're not doing. All of the information I was ever able to gather up say that if there is going to be a TES MMO, it would be coming out of Zenimax, not Bethesda.
How nice.. so, the bottom line isn't that TES won't be an MMO, but it's not likely to be one from Bethesda... 
Zenimax is Bethesda's parent company. Don't think for one minute that they'd step on the existing universe or that Bethesda wouldn't have any input into it. It just won't be what Bethesda's in-house developers are working on.
All reliable information to date says Bethesda is working on Fallout: New Vegas, and TES V. Anything else besides that is baseless rumor.
All reliable information to date says Bethesda is working on Fallout: New Vegas, and TES V. Anything else besides that is baseless rumor.
That's understandable, why take it off-site when you can just let another department deal with the online aspects and still have major input.
Fallout in Vegas, huh? Do you suppose we'll have radioactive show/call-girls?
If IV was Oblivion, any thoughts on what V might be?
Fallout in Vegas, huh? Do you suppose we'll have radioactive show/call-girls?
If IV was Oblivion, any thoughts on what V might be?
Well I'd obviously be speculating myself, but rumor has it TES V will take place in either Skyrim or Summerset Isles. Personally I'd rather see Summerset myself. Skyrim is nothing but snow 
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