Empire of the Iguanadons

I swore I'd never put one of these things up. Call me crazy, but I never did see the point. And yet, here I am. Posting in one of my own. So I guess I'll have someplace to rant and rave as only I know how :)

If you've stumbled in here by accident thinking you were going somewhere really interesting, I feel sorry for you. No, really. All you're likely to find here is some sad little blog for a pathetic guy who arrived on the digital scene about 10 years too late for his own good. If you came here because you intended to, then I REALLY feel sorry for you!

Anyway, my name is Roger. I'm sure that's not important right now though. If you know me at all, you know I can be pigheaded, stubborn, and terribly opinionated. You can expect some of that to rub off here. I lean very heavily to the right politically. Some might even call me a fascist, but that's only because they're narrow minded and small :) (and wrong too, fascism is left-wing ideology). I do occasionally come up with something witty to say, but that's rare and you'd better screencap it for posterity!

I spend way too much time on the internet and around computers in general. So it's only fitting I chose to make my living in IT. It's not much of one, but it is there thanks to the booming economy we're in now.

So anyway, here's to hoping 2007 gives me some useful material to talk about.

If you're interested (and who wouldn't be!), the origins of the Empire of the Iguanadons go back to those late night MUD sessions where random thoughts turned into random comments on the channels. There grew an odd set of sci-fi groups and entities we sent into battle (figuratively, not via the game etc) to conquer the stars. The Squirrel Aliens, the Empire of the Iguanadons, the Lesbian Puking Sheep (don't ask), and a few others. All in service to the great overlord and master, The Negative Magnetic Space Wedgy. His greatness, The Wedgy, actually did make it into the immortals zone as an actual mob you could walk up to and prod, but not much else. He existed in a vast void of space and his sole purpose was to engulf all he came in contact with.

Of course as with all things, our randomness drifted to an end and we all moved on to other things. When it came time to think up a name for this blog, it just seemed somehow natural to call it Empire of the Iguanadons. The secondary double meaning is something I'll leave for you to figure out :P

The rest, as they say, is history. Yes, the spelling is intentional. It's not an error. Go away grammar Nazi!
"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

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Posted on Jan 1, 2007 2:00 am by Samson in: | 7 comment(s) [Closed]
Samson!! I knew the Iguanadons would one day make it to this century :D We've been waiting for you... now just walk towards the light......

No, no. Darkness is way cooler. We get RED lightsabers. And Force Lightning. And cookies.

Mmmmm.... cookies. So Cam. I finally joined the "blogosphere". When are you going to update your webpage? :)

He can't, he forgot how to type.

I SO did not 'like' forget how to 'like' type or anything. I 'like' typed out this whole 'like' entry 'like' by myself. And 'like' the first one too! But what the hell would I talk about? How cool my job is? How I can sit around all night and play WoW or the XBox 360 and get paid for it? That's 'like' SO not emo.. nobody would read it :(

Well nobody was suppose to read mine either, but I guess I have enough useless political rants and other such things to post about. I'm sure you could find something to say Cam. Surely the Squirrel Aliens can find it in them to join the 21st century too? :)

By the way, I DID update my page recently. Fixed some of the PHP that was outdated and put nifty text on the page that said not to expect anything :) Beyond that, we'll see.

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