Farewell Pastrami Sandwich

Alas, pastrami sandwich, our time has come to an end. You have given me stomach fits for the last time. We were so good together! What did I do to deserve your hate and anger? How have I mistreated you so to deserve this punishment, this cruel hand of fate? Why am I now to be denied your juicy flavor and wonderful aroma? How am I to live without your meaty goodness for the rest of my days? Memories of our wonderful meals together are all I have left now. This is a truly sad, sad day indeed. I shall remember fondly our times together as I continue to enjoy the only remaining form my stomach will allow. The Pastrami Hot Hat from Straw Hat Pizza.
"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

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Posted on Aug 7, 2009 7:01 pm by Samson in: | 1 comment(s) [Closed]
Suppose you could try switching to reuban sandwiches instead. *shrug*

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