Klingons in the Whitehouse

So I was driving home from 711 of all places tonite when I caught a piece of a speech by some lunatic democrat named David Wu. I think he's from Oregon, but that would probably explain it. Anyway. He started going off about how there were Vulcans in Congress, but these Vulcans didn't use logic, they used religion and greed to make their decisions. Then he said something about how there were Kilngons in the Whitehouse. I nearly died laughing.

I didn't bother to sit outside in my car to hear the rest, because, well, it's fucking COLD out there! I mean hell, take a look at the nifty new weather badge I grabbed and it will tell the tale. It's supposed to be down to 20F here tonite. Now I love the cold, but my idea of the cold usually involves temps in the mid 50s. Not the lower 20s. And it snowed here on Friday. There's something just wrong about me getting stuck with Dwip's weather AND his nutty congressman!

Long live the Klingon Empire!
"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

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Posted on Jan 13, 2007 9:58 pm by Samson in: | 2 comment(s) [Closed]
The thing about OR politicians, when they go nuts, they REALLY go nuts. Mostly we just tune them out and get on with life. It works for us. Somehow.

We had about 7 inches of snow half the week. Let me know when you get the same.

It's slightly odd having better weather in CT than in OR, to be sure.

Theres a part of me that shakes my head and wonders how much he was smoking......but the Trekkie in me is applauding ;p

Could be worse, last year one of our state legislators was busted when a woman rammed her car trying to kill her. Police found drugs in the car when they were trying to figure out what happened. Turns out she was screwing the janitor in her office late at night while doing Meth and it was the janitors girlfriend that rammed her car. Suddenly her long rambling speech trying to prevent tougher Meth laws made sense...

Then there was the scandal when someone tried to pass a state law of no Drunk voting for state legislators. Turns out a good share of them liked to get hammered and then decide the fate of Oregonians.....

I'm so proud of our politicians here they really represent the average man!

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