Mental Disease

The following was sent to me by someone via the blog email - not sure where they got it but I found it funny. After I removed some asinine comment at the end about horse porn and Cratylus. Yeah, I didn't get it either. Anyway, hopefully none of the libs here get too bent out of shape :)

Liberalism is a fatal mental disease/deformity/birth defect caused by exposure to fascist tendencies during one's youth. It results in dickish behavior like insulting real patriots, stealing money from actual working individuals, and promotes racial hatred among the populace. Symptoms of liberalism typically include an insane desire to raise taxes on everyone while claiming it's only the rich, blaming everything on George W. Bush, and an uncontrollable desire to worship at the feet of MSNBC and Kieth Olbermann in particular.

Curing liberalism requires a life long dedication to getting an education outside the liberal university system, getting a real job with real pay, and most often simply growing up and having a family. Patients cured of the disease typically become either independents or conservatives and are usually capable of forming their own opinions and engaging in rational thought on a regular basis. It is advisable for cured patients to avoid re-exposure to infected sources such as NBC News, CNN, MSNBC, and nearly all forms of print media such as the NY and LA Times. Regular viewing of Fox News will help prevent relapses, as will regular listening to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck.

In approximately 2% of cases though there exist patients who once exposed to proper ways of thinking and the real world retreat into a hyper-elevated version of the disease known as Marxism, or Fascism. These individuals become highly unstable and if left alive often become dictators. Examples of such people include Barry Soetoro (aka Barack Obama). Exposure to these individuals is highly contagious and can result in an outbreak that is difficult to control, especially once the media has become infected. Particularly stubborn infections require wars and revolutions to eradicate the disease, as illustrated by Germany during World War II.

"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

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Posted on May 14, 2009 8:24 pm by Samson in: , | 3 comment(s) [Closed]
Alrighty then! :D

I didn't even see the "Trust the Government" at the bottom when I looked at your picture last time..

You and your damn subliminals!

Yes... one must learn to use the tools of the enemy in combating them. Subliminals are a favorite tool of the left :)

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