Time is Defective

Ok. So I've come to the conclusion that time itself must be defective. Here it is already October. Why is this a shock? Let's think about it. I just blinked and missed 3 months somehow. I don't know how, but it happened. I'm pretty sure that if I blink again I'll miss another 3 and then what? It'll be 2008.

Apparently I wasn't the only one surprised by this. One of the local talk radio hosts this morning commented that some store he visited has put up their Christmas decorations. He was about to tear them a new one for it when the co-host reminded him it's October and "that's normal" for this time of year.

So be careful out there today. You just might blink and find it's January.
"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

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Posted on Oct 1, 2007 9:15 am by Samson in: | 0 comment(s) [Closed]
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