Walking on Water

Obama, Clinton and Bush were fishing in the Potomac and discussing their faith.

Bush said "I left my favorite lure on shore" looked towards heaven and got out of the boat and walked on water and back to retrieve it.

Clinton said "I left my cigar on shore" bowed his head for a moment and did the same thing.

Obama said "I left my lucky hat on shore" crossed his legs and faced east for a moment, stepped out of the boat drowned.

At the funeral Clinton told Bush "Hey Bubba I guess we shoulda told him about those under water tree stumps, huh".
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"It is pointless to resist, my son." -- Darth Vader
"Resistance is futile." -- The Borg
"Mother's coming for me in the dragon ships. I don't like these itchy clothes, but I have to wear them or it frightens the fish." -- Thurindil

Well. I guess that's that then.

       
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Posted on Jul 18, 2011 8:20 pm by Samson in: | 12 comment(s) [Closed]
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A Democrat and Republican agreeing with one another? What is this? That's the good ol' days.

       
That's probably the nicest Samson's ever been to Clinton, too.

       
:biggrin:

Given the choice between Clinton or Obama, I'd take Clinton. Or his wife even. Stark raving lunatic this Obama guy is.

You guys are aware that Bush and Clinton actually get along and don't hate each other, right? Neither one of them is too happy with Obama though. Not many people are these days.

       
LOL, nice joke there. made me chuckle.

       
Pfft, I bet you in ten years time Obama will be getting along with Bush the same way as Bush gets along with Clinton.

       
@The_Fury - you do realize that joke is as old as Samson? :lol: They just change the characters for each generation! That's ok, they're oldies but goodies :grinning:

       
Yeah but i am also as old as Samson, or at least close to it, turned 40 this year. Had never hear it before in any guise, so it was new to me. :)

       
Pfft, I bet you in ten years time Obama will be getting along with Bush the same way as Bush gets along with Clinton.


Naa i can't see that happening, Obama is just too radical for the USA to deal with. But could you imagine how the US public would react to a real socialist president when they are ready to take up arms against one who is as conservative as Howard's Liberal government was. I am sure that if Bob Brown was to take over office, someone would push the button and launch the bombs on him. A gay socialist president, now that would be funny.

       
Edited by The_Fury on Jul 20, 2011 3:24 am
Clinton was a rare case of a liberal who actually did a few things right.

Actually, to call him a liberal is a bit of a stretch, he was the closest we've had to a truly independent president in a long time. Sure, he had some donkey leanings, but at least he had a brain.

That is, until he started sleeping with other women. :whistle:

       
That is, until he started sleeping with other women. :whistle:


Isn't that a prerequisite for any public office, that and or homosexuality.

       
prettyfly [Anon] said:
Comment #11 Jul 20, 2011 3:42 am
ThomasKaira said:


That is, until he started sleeping with other women. :whistle:


Hey, at least that's a bit more stylish than sexting people. :whistle:

       
prettyfly [Anon] said:
Comment #12 Jul 20, 2011 3:58 am
The Fury said:

Naa i can't see that happening, Obama is just too radical for the USA to deal with. But could you imagine how the US public would react to a real socialist president when they are ready to take up arms against one who is as conservative as Howard's Liberal government was. I am sure that if Bob Brown was to take over office, someone would push the button and launch the bombs on him. A gay socialist president, now that would be funny.


True. I think Obama goes to show just how fundamentally different American and Australian politics are. And Bob Brown as leader of the US; you could make a comedy over that. :tongue:

       
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